DISMANTLE WHARF

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"Bozo" is one of the affectionate nicknames I used to get called. I love it.

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Batteries Not Included

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(He just sprayed on a second coat of brown rustoleum.)

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morgan wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 12:16 pm What a wild world. I know this one. Pathfinder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathfinder_(1987_film)

CORRECT!!!

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My brother in law showed up with a humongous whoopie cushion that was the size of the whole yard. We filled the center indentation with water and it became a pool, but I’d forgotten my trunks and only had a one piece women’s swimming suit (black with frills). When I woke I was considering changing i...

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Here’s more clues.

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Aw jeez, did I break this game? Do you guys not know my favorite movie?

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No it’s not any of these but very funny. I WISH the frozens were like this movie. They should’ve been. Here’s another clue:

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(p.s.- Did you know about how David Koresh loved Lawnmower Man? Here are some quotes from this article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/entertainment/books/1995/07/30/faith-and-fanaticism/741ab040-35f4-49c0-b3be-bdd6590e1708/ David Koresh reportedly liked "The Lawnmower Man" so much...

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Lawnmower Man

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Wow, 13 years old already.
Happy May 23rd [mention]GARY-19[/mention]
I got you a computer too. (not pictured)

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Robocop is called Robot Cop.

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My excellent neighbors just moved out and now I have no neighbors.

Also, once I typo’d the movie “Neighbors 2” as “Neighbols 2” and I still convert the word to neighbols in my mind every time.

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A Fish Called Wanda

Phil · Re: Coffee ritchey wrote: ↑Wed May 20, 2020 11:45 amFUCK OFF I laughed.

ritchey wrote: ↑Wed May 20, 2020 11:45 amFUCK OFF

I laughed.

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I bought this little thing for reheating my afternoon cup of joel, which I just did.

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ritchey wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 5:01 am God. Is this......Orson Welles' Macbeth???

three witches...looks like his vibe...that's my guess anyway

Correct!

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OK, here's my one:

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Important one I can’t believe I forgot until now:
pizza is called “pidge”

This may seem dumb and uninteresting, but believe me it has a rich and complex origin story that brings me great joy every time I say it.

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Guffman!

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I’m going through a big box of high school era cassettes from my parents’ attic, so: Sonic Youth and Beck’s contributions to the DGC holiday mix Loren MazzaCane Connors Addams Family soundtrack Batman Eric’s Trip 7”s dubbed local demos countless traded Nirvana rarities tapes all the sub pop compilat...

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It’s from Joey like almost all the others.

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“Brush your teeth” is “bronch your toot”.

Bikini is bookini.

All music is “my punk tapes”.

Every vehicle is a Jeep.

Every haircut is getting your head shaved.

A sleeping bag is a snooze tube.

Banana is baner.

Dry cat food is cereal.

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I for one am really enjoying revisiting my archives and journals and am finding them full of useful and enlightening information. Sure, I love to prune and burn the past ruthlessly, but the elements that survive the cleansing fires are truly worth saving, at least for my remaining little blip on ear...

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This is a new one but I plan on keeping it forever.

When you burp, instead of saying excuse me you unleash this aggressive lie:
“I didn’t burp.”

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K5M shareholders conference: Borg

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OK:
Ritchey: Picard
Molly: Riker
Claire: Data
Joni: Geordi
RCH: Troi
Willow: Crusher
Freddy: Worf
me: Wesley or whoopi goldberg
Gary: a ferengi or something

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I saw this plump mouse munching a seed in the flowers at the lake yesterday. It didn’t scurry away for some reason, either oblivious, blind, ill, or overconfident. I almost stepped on it before I noticed.

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Domestic update: At breakfast today we’re listening to Crass (Best Before 1984). I was passing the gatefold jacket across the table to the kid so she could inspect the collages and the side C/D LP rolled out onto the floor. It didn’t break but it had picked up some static cling cat hair. I instincti...

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What a world we are living in! Now Phil can tell his dad that someone in Belgium has a picture of his shoes on their telephone Who in Belgium? I dunno, dad. Just some lady that some people I know, might know somehow. Geez. I think I’ll decline to mention it to him. He just got a cell phone and woul...

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Can we talk more about "Volleyball Shoes"? Did he play recently? Indoor adult league? I bet he's a real Karch Kiraly It's been probably 20 years since he's played, but when I was little he had a weekly volleyball night with friends, and occasional weekend meets. Yeah, indoor adult league.

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My dad painted his old volleyball shoes with old bad brown house paint. He did not remove the laces.

Motive unclear.

This is a quintessential moment, a potent source of shared oral histories for generations to come.

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Youtube is called YouLens, based on a Law & Order CI 'zode where they called it that, thinly veiled.

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Nutflisk

Instead of “not really” say “nut really” (subtle one)

A bag that you carry acorns or filberts in is called your “nutsack”.

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I actually use “shremel” a lot. It means basically any gunky smear. “Let me wipe that little shremel off your cheek.”

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nasty hippie communal sauna, wet wood and human fluids in the shadows

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If there is residual adhesive gunk on a surface where a sticker used to be and it’s all blackened and smeared around it’s called “shremel”. (Emphasis on second syllable.)

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Duolingo, does that count as a game? I'm revisiting it. French, Japanese and Norwegian.

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Last night my neighbors had a fire for Beltane and called me out right as I was going to bed. We drank wine and jumped over the fire to secure our favorable harvests i guess?

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Return To Oz?

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Thank you Steege for this delicious fruited primo Joel!

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Yesterday we were eating our pb&j's up on the hill and very faintly some honking was audible. Through the cracks in the trees I saw them, the Canada geese flying in formation BUT LIKE HUNDREDS I lost count, like when you're in eastern Montana and trying to count the infinite snake of train cars ...

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I think the woodsmoke smell in these pants is starting to putrefy and I may have sat on a slug. Not trying to be gross, it's just what I'm wearing.

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At the risk of abusing this thread, I will continue. Ice cream is called "igon". Wayne's World is called Wayne World. Cheese is called "cheems". Chunk is spelled "chonque". When a person sneezes, instead of "god bless you" or "gezundheit" you say eit...

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Oh yeah cron. Steve Kado saw that one in Toronto at a veg market.

To sing along confidently to the radio when you don’t know the words and you make them up is called “ricksmacking”. I swear these are real.

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To vomit is to chunder.

Soy sauce is called “drip”.

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Another stand in for “what’s his name” is “thing-bean” which i think is a translation of chose-bin, perhaps a Quebec thing.

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