WHY are you eating?

[joni]

...when you could just eat sunlight like the rest of us

[morgan]

I've found it's helpful to break up the day in three parts, demarcated by various food items which I only consume during said parts.

[kmikeym]

DAY PART 1: APPLE PEELS AND OLIVES
DAY PART 2: SARDINES AND A MARTINI
DAY PART 3: CUCUMBER AND DATE SALAD WITH TWO BOTTLES OF RED WINE

[richjensen]

To keep my teeth from piercing my brain.