True confessions

[m o l l y]

I chop nuts with my teeth.

[yourfriendclaire]

I talk to myself constantly

[m o l l y]

Oh man, I'm on that train, but I hum the words of the conversation rather than say them. When I realize I'm doing it out loud in front of people I try to cover myself by turning it into a ditty.

[alexshred420]

I sing lots of songs to myself at home but always replace the lyrics with something cum-related

[m o l l y]

Oh, wow!

[richjensen]

I went to IMDB to look up the writer's names for an episode of The Morning Show with the intention of stalking and publicly shaming them.

[matthew]

I have an ebay alert for “le jogging mug” after a beloved mug I got a value village near anacortes (I have 7 now I think)