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WHY are you eating?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:43 pm
by joni
...when you could just eat sunlight like the rest of us

Re: WHY are you eating?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:45 pm
by morgan
I've found it's helpful to break up the day in three parts, demarcated by various food items which I only consume during said parts.

Re: WHY are you eating?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:43 pm
by kmikeym
DAY PART 1: APPLE PEELS AND OLIVES
DAY PART 2: SARDINES AND A MARTINI
DAY PART 3: CUCUMBER AND DATE SALAD WITH TWO BOTTLES OF RED WINE

Re: WHY are you eating?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:30 pm
by richjensen
To keep my teeth from piercing my brain.