DISMANTLE WHARF

I like this prompt from @jaboukie…

if you could divide up the seasons by week how would you slice it. i’d do 40 fall, 2 spring, 5 summer, 5 winter

for me: 20 spring, 16 fall, 14 summer, 2 winter

what about everybody else?

I'll take zero fire seasons, one awards season, one rainy season and 1,000 springs.

Oh and half a spooky season (but nothing too scary)

12 weeks spooky, 27 fresh spring, 10 summer, 3 rainy winter

oh I should have qualified my season breakdown as for my current climate (NYC). for Los Angeles, I vote for 10 weeks each of Big green, Little green, jasmine bloom, jacaranda bloom, and June Gloom—then altogether skip the seasons of Everything Dying, Dead Straw/heatstroke, Heatstroke Still, Fire, Santa Anas, Ceiba Speciosa bloom, and Dark out at 4pm. ok maybe the 2 remaining weeks can be Santa Anas bc they make waves good for surfing, but only if there are no concurrent fires!!

(h/t for proper identification of Los Angeles seasons to…)
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I love Big Green in LA so much. Also first rain of the year, which often falls on/around my birthday in late November.

I don't remember little green. Which greens? How little?

20 winter, 10 spring, 10 summer, 12 fall

fuck heat, fuck the sun, fuck fires, fuck global warming. gimme that little ice age. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age

We were just joking the other day with [mention]mrbrown[/mention] about the most pleasing apocalypse option on the table right now being "an ice life"

I love to tag a friend who posted on the messageboard one time four months ago