DISMANTLE WHARF

"Don't do it, Mitch" : Said to someone (whether or not they can hear) who is about to make a bad decision, or one that would negatively impact the speaker, i.e. when someone is about to pull out ahead of you in traffic you mutter to yourself, "Don't do it, Mitch." I have no idea...

I also assumed that tooth sweater was a ubiquitous term... it just feels right

Spinach is an especially tooth-sweatering food

Goojelly/Goojellies (pronounced GOO-djuh-lee): Any kind of gunk, adhesion, residue, or crusty bits. Can be good or bad (i.e., "Go wash your hands, they're covered in goojellies" or "Oooh scrape the pan I want more of those tasty goojellies") Pickybore : House-spirit responsible ...

My coworkers and I are staying at my bosses' house, but instead of being a funky Barrio adobe in downtown Tucson, it's a rambling Edwardian brick mansion in the countryside with extensive grounds. Inside the house are cluttered, maze-like rooms with fussy Victorian bric-a-brac and ostrich plumes, di...

I'm saving so much money not buying gas, not going out or buying lunch at work, and not paying student loans that I have much more disposable income to indulge my eBay perfume addiction. Been stress-ordering and brushing up on my classic Guerlains and 90's favorites. Time enough at last. https://i.i...

Mourning Doves & Pigeons (standard, municipal) Gambel's Quail (fam with scrambling chicks!) Roadrunners (clicking like dinos, fat lizards dangling from jaws) Curved-bill Thrashers (sort of a dowdy little bird, with unnerving, sentient yellow eyes) Ruby-Throated Hummers (one mistook my flower pri...

Temple of Doom?

What about double dutch busses? Are they just called "one bus here and another bus there?"

It's an honor to serve my internet in these times

But what if everything that was gum, suddenly wasn't (gum anymore)? Where would it be? I can't find my gum it's pink and tastes like japan if you see it, around

m o l l y wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:04 pmLuc's here!!!

Hiyeee!!! Proud to serve.

Tender Desert Rat First Class Luc Rollin Goodhart, SIR!

Opening and sniffing bottles of fabric softener before I make a selection without feeling like an absolute terrorist