What made you laugh today?

[CherylWeeme]

An English-dubbed Dutch horror film about Sinterklaas being a serial killer.

[m o l l y]

I know that one!

The Sint comes this weekend. Tiny oranges and round "deer poop" cookies in everyone's shoes.

Also, was there supposed to be a porn link hidden in that post?

[alexshred420]

I think it's spam!

[yourfriendclaire]

Spam?? Here??

[alex]

CherylWeeme has a spam link in their signature as well?

[yourfriendclaire]

Wow, I’m almost honored that someone thinks this 15-person messageboard is worthy of spamming

[joni]

@CherylWeeme What’s the deal? Your bio says Ireland, but your IP stays Germany. Are you spam?

[infopetal]

very uncanny spam—the title is corny but still within a common syntax of dismantle thread topics…

[RCH]

Cheryl, if you’re real, tell me if the Dutch canal-diving action film Amsterdamned is funny on purpose or by accident.

[m o l l y]

I am confused! Am I naive? How did this spamsterdammer know we would likely respond to a post about Sinterklaas horror? This is so specific!

[m o l l y]

I guess to be fair, I will respond to almost anything?

[alexshred420]

My theory is that the spammer is a REAL PERSON for once and that they actually took the time to make a post along the themes of other threads on this board to seem like a real post. Wild!

[yourfriendclaire]

Bespoke spamming, a lost art! CherylWeeme is one of us

[m o l l y]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

[alex]

Also, if I am googling correctly, the surname "Weeme" is dutch and matches the content of the post. Pretty cool, Cheryl!

[yourfriendclaire]

Come back, Cheryl!